Comedy ‘n’ Clay! Part of The Hardy Har – Dorchester’s Comedy Festival

Comedy ‘n’ Clay! Part of The Hardy Har – Dorchester’s Comedy Festival

Part of Hardy Har Comedy Festival 2025
An adults-only night of sculpting, silliness & scandalous ceramics
Ever imagined your bestie in the bath?
Your Boss doing downward dog?
Or your ex with extra legs?
Join us for Comedy ’n’ Clay, where we’re handing you the clay and the puns — it’s your job to sculpt something ridiculous. Pick from our stack of double-whammy prompts (Person + Situation), or bring your own favourite pun, bad joke, or awkward mental image and turn it into the most gloriously weird ceramic object you’ve ever made.
Sculpt a cheeky mug, a bizarre little figurine, a wall-hanging masterpiece — whatever your dirty, daft, or delightful mind comes up with. No experience needed. Just filthy fingers and a filthier imagination.

Ticket Options
No Strings Attached – £24 (includes a drink)
Just play! Sculpt to your heart’s content and leave it at the door — no firing, no pressure. Recycled clay, pure comedy.
Forever Hard – £30 (includes a drink)
We’ll fire AND glaze your glorious creation for the full finish. Collect it later, admire it forever, or gift it to your worst enemy. .

Ticket includes a drink and a live interlude from local comedian Benjamin Ridge @aviewfromaridge
All clay and tools provided
Bar open for more misschief
Come with mates, dates, or just your imagination!

The Secret Garden Cafe, Dorchester.
Friday 11th July
7pm
Limited places — book direct to avoid fees!
Strictly 18+

It’s clay. It’s comedy. It’s deliciously dirty.
Come get your hands dirty and your funny bone tickled!